The name Andy was my first choice for a son.
One time I answered the phone and was informed that my identity was stolen and they wanted my information so they can "fix it" for a "small fee".
Knowing what they were doing, I decided to string them along to prevent them from scamming someone else. So I told them my name was Andrew and my SSN is 382-77-4653.
When the info did not match, I stalled them before stating the number is how to spell FU ASSHOLE on a phone.
At my mom's the phone rang and she said it was her grandson who was in jail in New York City. I loudly asked if that was Andy and the person on the phone said it was.
I took the phone from my mom and said in a parental tone, "Andrew James Sherlock", what happened? I have not heard from you in a while. Are you ok?"
He started sobbing telling me he needs $500 for bail.
I asked him how he survived his mother's miscarriage in August 1999. He told me to fuck myself.
Friday, June 14, 2019
Saturday, June 1, 2019
The fourth requirement
Spurned by the Las Vegas shooting spree, I posted that all anyone needs to kill many is desire, opportunity, and equipment and realized that can apply to anything anyone wanted to do.
I applied that to a personal situation (which I might be repeating as this is released) but discovered a flaw. Though success via the plan was obtainable in theory, had the plan been attempted, it would have ended up significantly failing due to my inability to successfully engage it even though desire, opportunity, and equipment were available.
I realized that the ability to use equipment (or aptitude) is also necessary to accomplish anything.
For example: I am occasionally asked by people who don't understand why I play disc golf on the amateur level and not as a pro.
I do have the desire. I can easily change my membership from am to pro, and there are events where I can play pro in the 50+ division with my equipment.
I don't play pro because I am not good enough to do so. I know someone else who though he has the aptitude, has no desire to do that. All four things are required.
Also when asked about me being intimate with anyone, the results are 2 no, 1 meh, and 1 not sure anymore.
I applied that to a personal situation (which I might be repeating as this is released) but discovered a flaw. Though success via the plan was obtainable in theory, had the plan been attempted, it would have ended up significantly failing due to my inability to successfully engage it even though desire, opportunity, and equipment were available.
I realized that the ability to use equipment (or aptitude) is also necessary to accomplish anything.
For example: I am occasionally asked by people who don't understand why I play disc golf on the amateur level and not as a pro.
I do have the desire. I can easily change my membership from am to pro, and there are events where I can play pro in the 50+ division with my equipment.
I don't play pro because I am not good enough to do so. I know someone else who though he has the aptitude, has no desire to do that. All four things are required.
Also when asked about me being intimate with anyone, the results are 2 no, 1 meh, and 1 not sure anymore.
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