Barf day

Many refer to Dec 23 as Festivus based on the TV show Seinfeld but to me it is something different.

I have vomited more years on that date than only other. My birthday is second.

2012: Caffeine hangover. Yes, I get them every once in while especially when I substitute soda for sleep.

2015: Mushrooms. I found out I can't eat them as apparently they were diced in door I had at a company party. I almost ended up going to the ER.

2016: Virus or grocery store wings. I ended up in the ER and got two bags of fluid for dehydration. The next day stating "Howdy Ho!" when pooping got old as the line from the song "Sometimes it's practically water" happened the fourth time of many.

2017: Popcorn and peanuts: I woke with abdominal pain and ended up in the ER where I was diagnosed with diverticulitis. I try to avoid them now.

2023: Mushrooms: Something in my Five Guys burger was off and when I examined the half that was remaining, discovered them.