Dollars withdrawn from ATM on Tuesday: 100
Hours worked on Wednesday before hitting road: 6.5
Miles from work to Con on the Cob which hosts FuMPFeST: 363
Toll charges to drive directly from work to COTC: $31.76
Miles driven on road before discovering debit card no longer works: 90
Miles driven off Indiana Toll Road into Michigan to confirm card was deactivated at ATM to be replaced by one still at my house and to get extra cash: 5
Average cents gas is cheaper in Ohio (not on tollway) compared to where I live: 40
In dollars, how much more a 4pc Popeye's combo meal costs at Ohio Turnpike rest stop than at the one where I live: 3 (At least no sales tax was charged)
Times needing UDisc to find either basket or next tee on nine in West Union, OH: 4
Birdies on course: 6
Birdies on putts that were 50/50 throws that stayed in: 3
Birdie putts missed on a double-doink: 1
Time starting at Perrysville, OH course: 632PM
Sunset in city that day: 715PM
Time to finish round in minutes: 48
Deuces in round: 5
Holes I got a three which were listed as a par four that I changed on app to reflect how they play: 2
People who arrived at Waffle House as I was by car changing out of a very sweaty shirt: 5
Hours two people there had been working as the second shift called off: 15
Extra cash to leave as deposit for hotel room: 60
Phone calls, texts and FB messages trying to figure out how to get and or use replacement debit card: 20
Pairs of socks in bag that originally held six and were the only ones I packed for a four night trip: 3
Miles driven along US 20 Thursday morning to get to next course in Fremont: 25
Signage supporting man who has been indicted almost 100 times: 3
Signage opposing vote designed to protect female reproductive rights: 6
Holes at Walsh Park where my drive left me between 40 and 100 feet: 12
Times I couldn't easily figure out where to go even with UDisc App: 3
Birdies: 1
Discs lost trying to throw a shot I shouldn't: 1
Discs found and posted to OH lost discs group: 1
Miles driven past COTC hotel to get to course in Norton: 15
Holes from short tee (to be used by MA50 in tournament) where on a shot that avoided trees, can get within 30 feet: 18
Different quotes from a book based on a non plausible concept that are listed on tee signs: 36
Deuces on course: 6
Long birdie attempts smited by edge of cage: 3
Deuces "on course" no doubt related to previous nights Waffle House dinner: 1
Items thrown in garbage due to that incident: 2
Dollars left at course entrance found disc drop off box along with apology note: 5
Minutes arriving at hotel to getting checked in due to resolving issue with card: 30
Minutes in hotel room to find bathroom light which was not found until after I took a shower using light from my phone: 15
People I did not know who offered help after watching me struggle walking after playing 63 holes in less than 24 hours and sitting down too long: 4
Times someone forgot it was Thursday since cons generally start on a Friday: 10
People who had filled out their Luke Ski Top 50 poll previously while I was filling out the poll while listening to him talk about his top 50 poll: 13
Minutes it took paramedics to arrive after person attempted to use "heelys" and ended up with an ankle bent 90 degrees in the wrong direction: 25
Times I had to remind myself to ask other people how they are and/or someone important to them are doing because I generally forget to do that and then wonder after how they are: 10
FuMPFeST swag bags helped to assemble: 55
Minutes listening to three performers discuss what songs they could and could not perform during their concert due to the SAG strike: 15
Time returning back to room: 1:15 EDT
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