Here is a holiday quiz:
In which tv series, tv special, or movie did Santa or the person dressed as him...
1. was born, became an outlaw, break out of jail, and end up setting up his operations at the north pole?
2. fall off a roof and break his neck?
3. was sick and replaced by the Jewish version?
4. condone a girl not returning an article of clothing lost by a man?
5. had his existance proven by the Unites States Postal Service?
6. perform a lounge act holiday medley of songs with "Jesus"?
7. gave a toddler a box of plutonium?
8. try to rob a mall while drunk?
9. save the world from an alien invasion?
10. suffer a fatal heart attack while visiting sick kids in a hospital?
11. gave a bell that fell off his sleigh as the first Christmas present?
12. advise a child that a specific toy he wanted is dangerous?
13. added a physically challenged member to his team and gave away defective toys?
14. allow two creative kids, their sister, a couple of their friends and a troop of girl scout knockoffs to deliver presents to a town?
15. lose his paycheck betting on a dog then adopted it.
16. get replaced by a fat man who usually wears nothing but a leopard skin loin cloth?
17. watch two members from Dragon Ball Z and Rudolph destroy a possessed Mrs Claus?
18. was rescued by a penguin after being stranded in his sleigh on a pond?
19. terrorize people after being built in the year 2801 and joined forces with Kwanzabot and the Chanukah Zombie?
20. was put on trial for committing hit and run of an old lady?
21. steal all the presents and decorations in a town only to return them a couple of hours later?
22. try to kill the last known member of an alien race whose members have two hearts?
23. got beat up by an angry kid in a mall?
1. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town (1970)
2. The Santa Clause (1994)
3. Saturday Night Live - The Night Hannukah Harry Saves Christmas (1989)
4. Frosty the Snowman (1969)
5. Miracle on 34th St. (1947)
6. South Park - Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics (1999)
7. A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas (2001)
8. Bad Santa (2003)
9. Santa Claus conquers the Martians (1964)
10. St Elsewhere - Santa Claus is Dead (1985)
11. The Polar Express (2004)
12. A Christmas Story (1983)
13. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (1964)
14. Phineas ans Ferb Christmas Vacation (2009)
15. Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire (1989)
16. A Flintstone Christmas (1977)
17. Robot Chicken Christmas (2007)
18. A Wish For Wings That Work (1991)
19. Futurama - Xmas Story (1999)
20. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (2000) (a direct to TV video was made)
21. How The Grinch Stole Christmas (1966)
22. Doctor Who - The Christmas Invasion (2005)
23. The Boondocks - A Huey Freeman Chrsitmas (2005)