First of all, this is Ken Sherlock. My computer and account were not hacked.
Those who know me are aware of my knowledge of the game known as the Super Bowl. I can rattle off what team beat what other team, the 49 game MVPs as two players (Harvey Martin and Randy White) shared the honor in #12, most likely the score of the game, and something else most people don't know about it.
So why the title statement? Definition. I am aware I think ... unlike others (pause intended). In my lifetime, the Super Bowl has changed from the championship match up of the American and National football league winners to the championship of the merged National Football League in 1970 played on a Sunday afternoon to a Sunday evening multimedia extravaganza event with celebrities having an on field presence choked to the brim with sponsorship causing people who don't care about the game to mock it or provide deliberate alternate programming.
I am not interested in the National Anthem which has been forever ruined by Whitney Houston on coke sounding like she had a vibrator between her legs causing others to try to make it from doing their "special" version of the song most annoyingly Chicago Blackhawks performer Jim Cornelison who has made a career out of over singing one fucking song and grandstanding by pointing at the flag. I don't care about the momentum changing fucking halftime show and to be honest if Weird Al Yankovic was performing, I would not want it though I would probably watch a recording of it. Commercials? No, no, no, NO!
To me that is what the Super Bowl has become and I don't want that any more. I do want to see the game between the AFC champion New England Patriots and the NFC championship Seattle Seahawks to determine the league champion especially since both teams just like last year were the top teams in their conference.
Last year, I realized that I can watch the game without the pageantry, commercials, and bullshit that has lessened my enjoyment of the game. I have a DVR. After the coin toss, I can pause the game for about 25 minutes, take care of other things off line, then watch the game skipping the commercials which advertisers paid millions for the rights to display. When I have to pee, I pause and take my time. When it is halftime, I will pause the tv and spend about an hour doing something else. In the past I have played Rock Band and today I might play a set of all Seattle and Boston area bands music. The second half I will do the same thing and skip commercials.
To be honest if there is a commercial I want to see like a trailer for Avengers 2 or something else, I can watch it.
From this moment forward, I will do my best to stop using the term Super Bowl or the roman numerals. That name was not used until #3 and coined after hearing a kid playing with a super ball. I will be watching a football game tonight. It is the NFL championship game for the 2014-2015 season dubbed #49.