Change in a gallon of gas from Jan 20, 2021 to Mar 4, 2026: +.34
Score for front nine/back nine on gold course at Fairfield: 0/+9
Shots worse than expected by rating: 4
Extra miles driving after missing exit in Lake Geneva: 12
Different Pizza Ranch locations I had visited/states before stopping at the one in the Wisconsin Dells only to walk out after discovering they switched from Coke to Pepsi: 4/3
Nine hole rounds played next to a church in Eau Claire: 3
Times I had to relieve myself against a building there: 2
Hours from leaving home to arriving at Hilton: 13.4
Stores in Mall of America I stopped on Friday: 4
People in Famous Footwear I babbled with about disc golf in the twin cities area: 2
Times over the years I have taken a picture of me flipping off a Pepsi sign in the south food court: 17
Times I correctly identified that food court as the south one and not the east: 2
Times on a toilet Friday afternoon likely because the different Arby's sandwich I got the day before caused issues: 6
Packages of girl scout cookies purchased: 3
Pictures of Robert O'Reilly available to be autographed/people I know who chose one specific to be autographed: 10/5
Alcoholic beverages consumed Friday night: 8
Age of That Lucky Panda when I attended my first Marscon: <1
His songs about a subject which I was not familiar that my daughter knew: 4
Times seeing Holy Bongwater perform/ albums released 4/0
Years since I saw Dino-Mike perform: 9 1/2
Times Dino Mike joined someone else on stage over the weekend: 3
New Meowmeme songs performed: 2
Days from the time I mentioned in the Doctor Who themed con suite "The Nightmare Begins" was the Doctor Who episode that premiered the day I was born to the announcement a copy of the long believed forgotten episode was found: 5
Minutes walked on a treadmill Saturday morning: 20
Minutes on the 12 minute drive to McDonald's to get food for Luke that I correctly realized their menu might not have the crispy chicken strips which is the only lunch/dinner item I would get from there: 6
Years since I saw a stand alone Carrie Dahlby Marscon concert that didn't have a song with or by her child: 11
Times Ross Childs guzzled a bottle of water without using his hands: 2
Number of words in the Eninem song Rap God which Devo Spice parodied on stage and got a standing ovation: 1,560
Completed percentage of the Luke Ski Darlene and Darius animatic that was shown at the concert: 72
Minutes Ian performed at his first Marscon 18 years ago where I drove him to the bus station afterwards to head home to Maryland: 9
Short songs on Ian's new EP: 11
Years ago during Marscon opening ceremonies "convention agent Luke Bauer" was notified that a madman on the loose was threatening to sing Mr. Tambourine Man in the karaoke room: 18
People who did karaoke so bad, I almost went in the room to "sing" Mr. Tambourine Man (almost): 5
People who mentioned to me that the shirt I wore Saturday night has disc golf baskets on it: 2
Star Trek costumes worn in the burlesque show which I was too tired to stay up to watch: 3
Minutes from hotel to Sunday disc golf one round event I was going to attend until my right leg cramped while on the toilet: 15
Distance in feet of hole I aced after getting a massage and realizing that with an hour to spare, I could travel 8 minutes and play a quick nine: 126
People who asked questions of "vice president JD Vance" to open Sunday programming: 10
People at MOA Chipotle who called off that day due to the 60 degree day causing me to wait a half hour in line to get food for Luke: 2
Artists who decided to not perform in the Smackdown due to illness: 2
Years ago my daughter Erin performed Sleep Walking Zombies on stage with Carrie at Marscon: 16
Wait in minutes for the audio to get set up so Erin could perform the song with the 7 year old version of herself as background voice which helped her calm down while I was getting more nervous: 3
Songs performed at Marscon where my voice was in the background track that was played: 2
People who ate at the MOA north food court after everything ended Sunday: 20
People who played rounds Boob tree which I wanted to join but knew I had zero processing energy to do so: 11/9
Score at Moir Park playing Monday morning twice assuming I two putt number one both times as the basket was missing and replaced with a temp.one for the event: -10
Shots better than expected rating from Sunday event: 3
Sales tax money saved by purchasing clothes in Minnesota: $18
Walking distance in miles from Wisconsin Dells Pizza Ranch from Mac's where I ate on the trip home with my daughter and son in law: .25
Driving minutes from Mac's to course in Baraboo: 15
Hills to climb during round: 4
Different spots on the trip where I was on US 12: 5
Hours after leaving hotel to get home: 12.25
Artists of the ten who performed who tested positive for COVID after the event causing me to not see my mom to show the video of my daughter performing until I was sure to not catch it: 4
