Ol' Grimey

Since I never met the Joliet area person for whom the Channahon course was named, the name Frank Grimes in my head defaults to the second greatest one episode Simpsons character only behind Hank Scorpio. (This was in the 20th century when the episodes were good.)

Then I remember the episode where the kids were playing football and I laughed when Bart was wearing the number 15 but the person in the room with me stated even though Green Bay Packers hall of fame quarterback Bart Starr wore that number, it was just a coincidence. (She did agree Flanders kids wearing 6 and 66 standing next to each other was on purpose.)

When I read a book listing Simpsons episodes from the first bunch of seasons and found out the name of that episode was "Bart Star", that person still would not admit I was correct in spite of overwhelming evidence.

Then my brain defaults to two similar FB discussions about female eligibility in sports as with those who do not play disc golf, this became notable during the 2024 Olympics. In both of them, someone suggested eliminating female restricted events because they were only created to protect the male ego.

As someone who saw some disc golf tournaments starting in 2022 eliminate the female pro division to keep transgender women from playing and the Disc Golf Pro Tour consider either eliminating the female pro division or moving them to states that would rule a transgender female ineligible, my brain immediately went NO!

I then tried to explain that female restricted events are necessary when there is a significant difference between elite female and male players and provided multiple examples of the difference between elite performances even in weight restricted divisions but I was only falsely accused of being transphobic.

Katie Ledecky who won her 7th straight 800m world title finished in a time that would place her 21st when compared to the 26 men in that event. Faith Kipyegon, who is trying to become the first female to run a 4 minute mile 75 years after Roger Bannister first did this, broke the women's record last month in a time that was 23 seconds slower than the current men's record.

Are there events where elite male and female participants can participate equally, yes. I wasn't referring to those as I initially stated "in events where there is a significant difference". 

Can the best female disc golfers compete against the best men? In March, the best female had her lifetime best rated three round event but her score on a slightly easier layout would have finished tied for 54th in the 110 player field so no.

Would I have a chance in a 5k run against my 51 year old sister who has completed an Ironman Triathlon? Hell no. Did the person who finished 31st in the MA60 division at the 2025 Masters Worlds beat the ten time professional major winning second place finisher in the FP55 division in a one round event last November on the same card? Yes. (Since those divisions at the worlds played different courses, the scores can't be compared.)

One of the reasons I have a blog is to get thoughts out of my head and this is one of those cases. 

Masters Worlds 2025 by the numbers

Hours start of trip delayed by Friday doctor appointment: 12

Change of gas price compared to Jan 20: +20

Stops made in trip: 5

Time to get to Bethel University: 7:45

Holes played there: 15

Minutes it took to retrieve disc thrown into 18" of rain water: 15

Minutes from hotel to Treasure Island Casino: 75

Number of Weird Al concerts seen/states: 24/6

Weird Al songs never seen done live before: 7

Minutes from concert end to get back to hotel following VIP/ traffic: 210

Throws Sunday at Oakwood #1 to before hitting island green: 8

Minutes to find disc in the middle of Oakwood 18 fairway in the tall grass: 10

Changes from Oakwood long layout for event: 1

Changes from Bethel long layout for event: 7

Discs in players pack: 3

Apparel in players pack: 2

Rank of 4 Worlds players packs: 3

Items purchased at fly mart next to check in: 4

Round one drives better than any practice shot thrown: 5

Round one shots better than rating: 2

Place: T21

People watching my group tee off #1 at Oakwood: 20

Birdies in first 4 holes: 3

Feet of par saving putt on 18 to finish round -1: 35

Shots better than expected: 3

Place: T18

Round three total from holes 2 through 6: +7

On other 13 holes: +2

Place: T26

Holes played at Acorn Park Thursday night: 4

Hints to Pete Ulibarri whom I met there that I didn't get: 3

Feet of hole I got unique birdie #1000: 216

Other people in 72 player MA60 field who did not get a bogey on Oakwood #1 in event: 2

Birdie putt attempts in round 4: 8

Of them, from 35-45 feet away: 6

Birdies in round 4: 0

Place I was in as I drove away from course: T32

Place when all other players finished: T29

People I met whom I knew before while at Convergence for 4 hours: 7

Classic arcade games played on consoles made in 20th century: 6

Discs on lost and found table at Bethel U at beginning of final round: 40

Holes played before catching up to MA65 lead card: 6

Score for first 6 and 7 through 18: +2/+12

Drives that hit a tree or branch: 11

Times second shot of hole was pitching out or forward with no chance to advance significantly towards basket: 6

Approach shots thrown/ended up within 10 feet of basket or reasonable achievable distance: 15/4

Putts made over 25 feet druing round: 5

Minutes waiting on 18 tee while MA65 champion was crowned: 10

Feet from hole drive ended: 35

Feet covered before putt after discovering phone wasn't in the bag: 400

Feet birdie attempt rolled from basket after being just short before par attempt was just high which was my first missed putt of round less than 33 feet: 28

Other holes of the previous 89 I three putted: 0

Shots worse than next lowest player for round: 5

Overall finish/ by rating expected: 31/T36

Birdies first 22 holes/ last 68: 5/2

Shots better than rating rounds 1-4: 4

Shots worse than rating round 5: 7

Miles on way home I got hotel realizing it was not safe to drive: 65

Holes played at Wakanda Park Saturday after nap: 13

Miles on sign near De Forest, WI to nearest Buc-ee's: 559

Holes played at course next to Madison VFW post in rain on Sunday: 9

Feet of hole drive one hopped off pole: 240

Total new unique holes birdied on trip: 18

Accidents passed due to cold front that had multiple heavy downpours which I drove through from Madison: 3

Hours from time I left to return home: 227.5

A tiering by the numbers

Minutes leaving work too late to join two I knew for a flex start event: 30

Years since I last practiced at Ingersol: 2

Total tee shots thrown on #6 wondering why the over the tree play no longer works: 8

Hours it took to realize the over the tree shot on #6 no longer works because the tree has grown in the past two years: 62

Holes I had birdied through 2023 being able to reach: 7

Holes I discovered I can now get within 45 feet because I throw farther: 7

Discs from players pack: 2

Holes practiced at Anna Page: 8

People in D pool that started at Ingersol: 37

Holes missed in round 1 by FPO player who got lost on way from Indiana to Rockford: 10

Round one putts taken from 11 to 33 feet: 10

Round one putts made from 11 to 33 feet: 3

Score to par: -2

Lead: 6

Minutes to play round: 93

Minutes between rounds one and two: 177

Estimated number of people at Rockford demonstration showing disapproval of the person attempting to turn the US into a Christian dictatorship: 2,000

Round two holes on east course where I threw a drive then a 50-100 foot shot to less than 10 feet: 13

Birdies/ birdie putts from 11-33 feet: 2/4

Score to par with bogey on the one bad hole the event plays on: -1

Lead after day 1: 2

Value meal main choices at Beef-a-roo: 40

Minutes in the day round three started earlier than round one round: 90

Drives to less than 10 feet from basket: 3

Drives within 11-33 feet/birdies from them: 5/1

Score to par including 38 foot birdie made: -5

Lead going into final round: 8

Minutes between rounds 3 and 4: 175

Round 4 holes I consider a par four: 4

Round 4 Holes listed as a par 4 for the event: 1

Holes on west course where plan to drive to 50-100 feet followed by an approach turned into par: 8

Putts for 2 attempted/made: 4/2

Distance of #6 where I threw a roller to 12 feet: 255

"Birdies" on a hole I call a par 4 that the TD called a par 3: 1

My total to par/ PDGA app to par: -2/+1

Winning margin: 11

Total winning margin of last two events: 29

Fewer total shots taken than expected: 4

Total C1X putting for event: 11/27 40.7%

Number of IOS events played before winning first one: 36

Number of IOS events won in a row: 2

Opposed events won in 2025/more than one round: 4/3

PDGA rating from most recent update: 897

Total below 900 among 5 rounds whose ratings will be dropped for being over a year before event: 92

Total above 900 shot for the weekend: 28

Estimated rating as of the event: 900

Rating of round played on 7/4/24 that will be dropped after I play worlds: 939

Holes birdied over weekend that I had not birdied before: 4

Total unique holes birdied: 983

Alternate disc golf

This Memorial Day marked the first time I played an age restricted division where I was the player significantly better who was asked why I wasn't in a ratings based division? This is opposed to what I experienced from 2015-2019 and I will need to check opponents before committing to a division in future events especially at a C tier.

I also got my 41st and 42nd unique birdies at 50 Acre Park that has 18 holes of which 17 have two tees and the other has 2 baskets. The reason I have 6 more unique birdies there than holes on the course itself is alternate and temp holes.

Some events will have additional or alternate temp holes to fit more players or to adjust to flooding like Emporia, KS had the Saturday night before the Masters Worlds that started the Tuesday after. Mike Walsh at 50 Acre Park has gotten very creative over the years and him asking me how many temps have been done there led me to create this post.

My birdies and better on the actual course:

Ace: 13 from both short and long tee (a picture of the ace disc in basket 13 has been my profile picture for 8 years)

Short tee to regular basket for a 2: 1,2,3,4,6,7,8,9,10,15,16,17,18 (I consider 11 and 12 from short tee as par 3 though to me they play a par 3 1/2.)

Long tee to regular basket for a 2: 1,2,6,8,10

Short tee to long basket for a 3: 4

Long tee to regular basket for a 3: 12,15,16,17

That makes 25

Alternate birdies from tee pads:

2 short tee to 3 basket (135 feet)

8 short tee to alternate basket away from swamp (230 feet)

11 long tee due west to temp basket hole I call 10A (265 feet)

16 long tee to a basket near 16 short tee (200 feet)

16 long tee to temp basket in trees (420 feet par 4)

17 long tee to two different temp baskets 180 feet each (one along fairway and the other towards 18 short tee)

17 short tee to basket on mound (245 feet)

18 long tee to basket just over water (225 feet) This is where I lost a disc 9 days after getting and ace with it in 2019. A couple times every year I check the pond with a retriever and the Play it Again Sports on 95th just in case.

That makes 9

Birdies from alternate tee pads:

Area near southwest corner of park to open spot near 11 short tee I call 10B (200 feet)

Area in northwest corner of park to 17 basket (175 feet)

Two different parts on the sidewalk near the gazebo to temp basket (175 and 195 feet) Two other people at the Monday event remembered seeing Tom McManus get an ace there. I refer to that as hole 19

Sidewalk near dog park entrance to practice basket (235 feet) I call it long 20

Grass area to practice basket (150 feet)

Sidewalk next to port a john to practice basket and to temp basket near driving range fence (190 and 250 feet) (a.k.a. the shitter hole) Those last three are versions of hole 20.

8 of those, 42 total.

Though I initially thought there was only one temp hole I never birdied, there are more:

7 long tee to basket 6 (245 feet)

9 short tee to basket on hop of hill (240 feet)

10 long tee to basket in southwest corner of park (700 foot par 4)

13 short tee to temp basket near short 8 tee (200 feet)

14 short tee to 16 basket (600 feet par 4)

15 short tee to temp basket making it a straight shot and a shorter walk to 11 short tee (300 feet)

18 drop zone to 18 basket (150 feet) Used for women's and junior divisions

That makes 24 alternate holes that I can recall.

Having a Google Doc listing every unique hole I ever birdied was the only reason I could create this post and when I get to 1,000 hopefully this year, there will be another long post and if you find doing this as unusual, please reference the title of this blog.

Practice summary

Though it was an enjoyable weekend of disc golf, there were things to learn and to get them out of my head and to have somewhere to reference, posting them here:

1: Neither course has a forced water carry or many places to lose a disc and there isn't an anticipated shot that would need an addition to the bag unless the same winds from last year in Kansas appear in Minnesota. 

However, it makes sense to keep backups especially for dx Leopards since it felt like I threw more last weekend than the rest of the year combined.

2: Focus on the courses played. Last year along with the weekend storm that caused changes to the Olpe Lake course and delayed my practice there, I ended up playing 38 holes in Emporia, KS not on the event courses and the fatigue showed on Friday. Last weekend was to play new courses for the stat sheet and tournament week needs to be for the event. If I visit Blue Ribbon Pines on Sunday or Monday to take a picture on course #4, don't try to play other holes.

3: Better intake: That Friday afternoon was spent dealing with fallout from what I ate the previous 30 hours and I ended up dehydrated when I got to Kahn's for dinner. There is a Super Target across the street from the hotel and a grocery trip there on Sunday is a must.

4: Underwear: Last year and last weekend, I failed to realize that after a round, there is a desire to shower and put on clean clothes. A dozen pair is the minimum that must be packed.

Practice weekend by the numbers

Time out the door: 515AM

Temperature °F: 46

Cars stopped by police on Wood Dale road: 2

Increase in cents of cost of gas per gallon compared to Jan 20: 30

Decrease in cents in cost of gas in Beloit, WI compared to station near me: 60

Years since I drove down Wisconsin Dells Drive since I had to exit expressway to talk on phone: 10

Places remembered with daughter who turned 25 on that day: 8

Cost of Osseo Hardee's lunch: $13.27

Gal of gas put in car Osseo Speedway: 11.13

Years since previous time there when I made a joke about employee hydrating a pizza: 10

Total dead deer seen on I-94 in Wisconsin: 10

Total floors of elevation required to navigate Oakwood disc golf course: 11

Birdies on course including ones throwing the shorter layout while scoring the long one: 5

Holes where I expect OB or Mando added for worlds as the fairways are close to each other: 3

Distance in miles from Northwood Park where I played rounds 2&4 of 2022 worlds to Pizza Ranch: 2.7

Distance in miles from Jones Park where I played rounds 2&4 of 2024 worlds to Pizza Ranch: 1.5

Distance in feet from basket 18 at Oakwood Park where I will be playing rounds 2&4 of 2025 worlds to door of Pizza Ranch: 306

Maximum height in feet of entrance to parking structure at Mall of America that a driver in a box truck ignored: 7

Number of FB posts seen about baseball preference of the new Pope: 10

Distance as the crow flies in miles from hotel to tee one at the Bethel University course: .9

Driving miles: 2.7

Driving time in minutes from hotel to Bethel University course: 9

Cost savings per night at hotel reserved for worlds compared to Worlds main hotel: $20

Travel minutes from Quality Inn to Treasure Island Casino where Weird Al will be on June 28: 55

Hotels in that area available for that night only: 0

dx Leopards thrown at Bethel University: 7

Baskets on a significant slope or next to a dropoff: 8

Birdies: 1

High temperature on Friday: 80

Birdies on Acorn Park course playing two layouts at same time: 12

Dollars including tip for two bowls of Mongolian cooked vegetables with noodles and some shrimp served with rice: 40

Birdies at Lakewood Hills course played early Saturday morning after checking out of hotel: 4

Signs in northern Wisconsin endorsing eliminating an option for female reproductive treatment that my mother 18 months before I was born had in order to save her life: 4

High temp encountered on Saturday: 80

Times in 2025 visiting the Speedway advertised station at exit 69 to find out it is now Amoco: 2

Dollars to play Madison, WI Capitol Springs course: 8

Total open holes up or down the main hill: 13

Birdies including playing some from short tees: 6

Total new birdies from weekend: 28

Temp when home: 60

Total time in hours: 61

Hours from beginning of first of five played rounds to the end of the fifth: 50

A new era in Chicago sports failures

A recent FB post stated a Chicago area team in the four major sports (not including what I call "Minor League Soccer") has not advanced in the playoffs since November 2016 so I had to do the math of all that happening.

There were a couple play in wins but as stated, those don't count.

That means for 9 NBA, NHL, and NFL seasons without appearing in the conference semi final and 8 MLB seasons for two teams not in their league championship series as MLB has one less round.

MLB: 13/15 to the eighth power squared = .101 or 9.9 - 1

NBA: 11/15 to the ninth power = .061 or 16.4 -1

NHL: 11/15 to the eighth power times 10/14 (as Las Vegas made the Western conference 15 teams in 2017) = .06 or 16.6 to 1

NFL: 12/16 to the ninth power = .075 or 13.3-1

Total: .0000277245 or 36,070 to 1.

Eligibility part 5

Two people at work ignored the first place plaque at the desk to ask me about a specific FPO player whom most people in the disc golf community had never heard before Friday when after being introduced at a Disc Golf Pro Tour event stated her refusal to play against a transgender player and walked away.

Since I had never heard of her, I checked out her profile and discovered two things:

1: She is not currently a tour level player. Though her rating is higher then mine, it is not by much. In four events last year, she barely tied for the last cash spot once. Ten of the other 49 players at that event had an overall rating higher than her highest ever rated round.

Since there are groups that offer incentives for players to do what she did and seeing how many want to support her, her walkout definitely was more profitable than anything she could do on the course.

2: She is a hypocrite. Her profile picture shows a disc with a Vulcan "live long and prosper" salute on it and she is doing one as well. The world presented in Star Trek is one where differences are ignored and people are judged by what they do instead of what they are. I later discovered her concern about no longer being welcomed on the tour following the walkout was related to her previous warning about deliberately misgendering the transgender player.

If I was involved with the disc golf pro tour, I would try to get her to play the next event (since she isn't registered for anything) and make sure she is interviewed the day before and then put her on the co feature card. This way she can babble her racist ideas the day before, get a "hero's welcome" on the first tee from the extra people who would pay to show up at the event to the extra viewers who tune in to see her, and then watch a 919 rated player play her first round in front of the cameras or at least part of the round since after a few holes, her lack of ability will likely show and similar to other players, coverage of her will stop and then on the fourth page of the leader board, people can see how insignificant she actually is.

What a difference a decade makes

In my first MA50 event, discovered there was an elite area player in that division and lost to him by 19 shots. Over the next half dozen years with one exception would lose by at least double digits in events which he played.

In 2022, he turned 60 and later that year won the US championship and for three years, didn't have to face him.

Since then, I got better and this weekend is the first chance in MA60 to show him. He struggled out of the gate hitting an early tree and three putting for a double bogey then got it back as I doinked a putt I should never miss.

Somehow the rest of that round, I was able to just miss trees, recover from the ones I hit, make a couple putts, and have a drive skip off the top of a boulder almost going in for an ace. When I was done, discovered that not only was I ahead of him by two shots but it was at least two shots better than all but one of the 55 MA3,50,60, or players on that layout and by rating the best lifetime round.

Next morning was the same score after the first 6 not getting a bogey but having a 25 foot birdie putt hit left side chain, hang on the rim, and fall the wrong way. My opponent didn't bogey the first and gained a shot on me in that stretch and tied on the 7th as my 25 foot birdie putt hit right chain but didn't fall. I was fortunate to stay in bounds off a tree and make a long approach for a birdie later and after nine, we were tied.

There was a dispute on where a drive of mine went off the fairway into water but stayed calm enough to salvage a bogey and after his drive 2 holes later, he was up 2 with 4 to go. My next drive was the worst one of the weekend and after approach to save bogey hit a tree, needed to make 15 foot uphill putt for double. As I walked away, I heard a clank and his 6 foot par putt fell short as he lost focus.

His next drive missed left early and I put my drive under the basket for a drop in birdie. His 15 foot par putt to stay down one clanked short and 1 shot with 2 to go. My next drive trying to get extra to get to the green went way right and my approach shot faded out 20 feet away. His 30 foot birdie hit top of basket but did not fall in and I drilled my par putt to be down one going into final hole.

Unlike 3 hours earlier when I hit first tree in practice, the shot had perfect location and angle to curve left into a head wind and was unfortunate to hit the last tree leaving me 30 feet away. His drive flattened out and went way right but he made a great shot through the trees to save par. The putt to tie was exactly as desired.

Playoff started on Dellwood #13, the hole I proudly played 20 minutes after being divorced, and my drive found a gap to 8 feet before his drive hit and early tree and I won my second B tier in 7 months after going 17 years without winning in over 50 tries. It was cool that people who I know congratulated me on the win.

In the past, the issue with the place to play my shot after OB would have pissed me off and potentially throw me off my game but realized the 25 foot uphill putt from a bad stance likely wouldn't go in, stayed calm, and showed no strong emotion until my tying birdie putt on the last hole. Though I played just as well in round two overall, when my bad drives happened caused me to be four shots worse than the previous day.

The rematch is in Rockford in a week.

Surviving the cattle call

At 930 on March 26th, I became the 6th person to register for the 2025 Masters World Championship in the MA60 division. After refreshing the list 30 seconds later, 62 people registered including 18 on the wait list as there were only 44 remaining spots available. In less than 10 minutes, 82 people registered leaving 38 9n the wait list.

So now that I made it, now what?

I need to reserve a hotel room hopefully in the HQ hotel.

I need to give myself the best chance. I have seen one of the courses I am scheduled to play and know navigating it will not be easy and that the bruise from a fall 11 days previously still shows. The past winter has been difficult on my body and weight needs to be addressed.

I also need to trust my game and not over practice or try to do something I shouldn't. Both of those things were an issue the month before and during last year's event.

Ten percent

Once again a conversation on FB branched into a discussion where people failed to believe that female divisions and events are necessary in most sports because male players are 10% better.

During every summer Olympics, I look at times posted by the winners in the 100m dash, high and long jumps, marathon, 100m freestyle, 800m freestyle, and similar maximum weight limit in weightlifting to confirm the male winner is at least 10% better than the female one.

I was asked about high school level and confirmed for Illinois, there is 10% difference in the state record for males at the events running the same distance.

In disc golf, I would be expected to finish last out of 32 in the MP60 division in the upcoming US Championship but a female with my birthdate and ability would be expected to win by over 10 shots in the four round event.

The highest rated female disc golfer of all time Kristen Lätt played by rating the best three round event of her career at last weekend's Waco Annual Charity Open taking 178 shots to complete the course at Brazos East Park three times. The winning MPO score on a slightly longer course was 162 or 10% better.

(This post was made while on lunch at work to get these thoughts out of my head.)

One last Marscon by the numbers

Total states people came from to perform or watch others: 12

Total hotel omelettes eaten: 3

Total Moopsy seen at con: 2

Total number of times over weekend I left hotel room and went the wrong way: 10

Times at Menonome course I went back to rethrow shot being unfamiliar with the hole: 3

Times I either passed or was passed at a stop by a specific car that was also driving back towards Chicago: 4

Ounces of Muenster cheese curds consumed on trip: 12

Purchased albums listened on drive back: 2

Time to drive home delayed additionally by playing a second round to avoid Woodfield Mall area at 5PM: 10:30

Hours from time leaving apartment to returning: 110

Days from when I returned until next trip to Minnesota: 111

People at convention whom I explained why during the 2007 opening ceremonies "Luke Bauer" got a notice that a Madman on the loose was in the Karaoke room threatening to sing Mr. Tambourine Man: 3

Songs available on my Road Trip Spotify playlist (not including ones no longer available) which randomly played Mr. Tambourine Man as I got home: 630

Coworkers who thought I took the time off to play a tournament: 3

Marscon Sunday

Tips I left in morning that I was unable to do Saturday: 2

Items purchased from table 27: 2

Songs Insane Ian cut from set due to timing and voice issues: 2

Dumb Parody contestants: 14

Individual performers in Smackdown: 7

People who attempted to purchase items from table 27 after it was closed to tally sales: 5

Total number of FuMP acts I have driven in the past 25 years: 13

People from convention who ate dinner together at Mall of America food court: 17

Size of each of two Boob Tree games: 11

Players who had never played it before: 5

ShoEboX reference in the original statement made in the second game: 3

Time as I finish this post: 12:00

Hours after post I will be at work: 28 1/2

Marscon Saturday

Time I started writing this: 1:25 AM

Boxes of cookies purchased from girl scouts: 3

Pictures taken in Propatorium: 5

Main stage music performances: 6

Verses in Devo spice performance of "What's Up Spock": 11

Logan Award finalists who performed their song during ceremony: 4

Of the three winners I would have predicted: 0

Different party rooms consuming a beverage: 6

Total beverages consumed: I lost count

Of the 5 burlesque performers, ones I know by off stage name: 2

Previous times over the past many years I was able to sing with others Space Odyssey in that party room: 0

Marscon days 1&2 by the numbers

Days Marscon officially happens: 3

Days Marscon lasts for me: 5

Time up on Thursday morning: 2:40 AM

Hours worked Thursday before getting on road: 4

Nine hole courses played on trip: 2

Times stopped for bathroom/food/gas: 6

Total time from leaving work to arriving at hotel: 9:30

Time taken in 2023 to beat an approaching winter storm: 6:10

Consecutive times Luke Ski attended Marscon before missing this year: 21

People on Thursday helping with posting music track flyers: 6

Time in bed after hanging out and helping others that arrived later than me: 11:40PM

Cost of hotel omelette: $21

Minutes needed to drive to Bethel University disc golf course: 35

Rounds planning to play there in the 2025 Masters disc golf world championship: 3

Inches on snow that fell at MSP airport on Wednesday: 9

Feet the drive on course hole 2 slid down snow covered hill after hitting ground: 80

Elevation in floors needed to navigate to play the Bethel University course: 15

Holes played there trudging through snow before heading back to car and driving back to hotel: 3

People at hotel who didn't know my name but knew I worked with Luke and asked me if I can get his badge to him: 2

Cost of Long John Silvers fish meal at the Mall of America west food court: $20

Times over the years taking a picture flipping off a giant Pepsi logo in that court: 15

Year I took a picture of that logo not flipping it off since Flat 29 was eating at the table below it: 2013

Mall locations I made a purchase: 3

Age of female divorced Famous Footwear store manager who appeared interested in me causing me to return to the store to get the dry fit socks I have wanted to get for a while allowing me the opportunity to invite her to stop by the con after she was done with work: 58

Times checking on the massage room since my right knee went "no" while walking in the mall and I needed urgent help: 6

Minutes Sulu, a former part of the Dr Demento Show crew, was stuck on an elevator: 60

Adult beverages consumed at party rooms: 3

Age of first performer: 13

Of her three songs performed, number of tracks that featured a significant amount of adult language: 2

Years since former GOH was at Marscon: 10

People in crowd whom I saw singing along with him: 8

Years ago the previous time I got up from my seat in the audience and my legs failed requiring me to grab a chair to avoid falling: 10

Songs I heard from next two acts due to being tired and showing the 13 year old performer pictures I took of her parents at Marscon before she was born: 2

People seen expressing anticipation for seeing the music guest of honor: 7

Items purchased from table 27 including shirt of the music GOH whose act I was too tired to appreciate: 3

Time in bed: 12:30AM

2024 by the numbers

Sanctioned rounds played: 31

Holes played in sanctioned rounds: 644

Total to par: +4

Score to par on holes 17 and 18: +24

B tiers played: 5

B tiers in lead or tied for lead during round 2: 4

B tiers won: 1

Two round C tiers won: 1

Flex starts won: 2

Rating increase in 2024: 20

Points above previous high: 17

Number of states played: 6

Total courses played: 61

Number courses played for first time in 2024: 23

Total unique holes birdied: 368

Birdies from throw ins: 9

Holes never birdied before: 169

Of those 169...

On courses not played before 2024: 115

New options on familiar courses: 22

Holes played at least 10 times before first birdie: 10

Of the 10: At Eagle Ridge: 4

Of the 4, during the B tier won there: 2

Lifetime unique holes birdied: 897

Total 2024 metal hits off tee or second shot on par 4: 8

Aces: 1

Total lifetime aces: 9

Lifetime Aces at Horizon Park: 5

Lifetime aces done between May 15 and Aug 11: 0

Marscon preview

With the future becoming more undecided than ever, realized 2025 could be my last March trip to the twin cities to see many perform and my brain has been ranking the main stage performers by the desire to see their show so to get it out of my head from least to most desired...

Redgar and the Fighters: I have seen them before and nothing really stood out. 

"Needlejuice collaborations": There are multiple collaborations with or associated with Jace who oversees the operations of that company which has impressed me with what they do. The generation gap I have with their work has decreased over the past few years.

Meowmeme: After hearing how well it can sound in rehearsal, realized the energy on stage can overwhelm the performance.

King Missle/Dogbowl: I have known the names but not the music. After the announcement, heard their music and meh. Others have shown their enthusiasm upon the announcement, so will be interested in what they do.

Carrie Dahlby: Nice to see a show featuring her.

Steve Goodie: Glad he is making the trip.

Ross Childs: Sub for Luke Ski. 

Insane Ian: Since he took over the Logan Awards, it has become better. 

Worm Quartet: Life has many times caused a WQ show to be canceled and am hoping he makes the trip to play tracks from his most recent album.

Devo Spice: Since he runs FuMPFeST, he doesn't do a full show there. Due to life (his and mine) it has been a long time since I saw a full performance.