In which appearance on tv or in a movie did Santa or the person dressed as him...
1. become an outlaw, get broken out of jail, and end up setting up his operations at the north pole?
2. fall off a roof, break his neck, and get replaced by the house's owner?
3. was sick and replaced by the Jewish version whose sled was pulled by three magical donkeys?
4. condone a girl not returning an article of clothing lost by a man?
5. had his existence proven in a court of law by the United States Postal Service?
6. faint after seeing a piece of talking candy?
7. gave a toddler a box of plutonium?
8. try to rob a mall while drunk?
9. save the world from an alien invasion?
10. suffer a fatal heart attack while visiting sick kids in a hospital?
11. gave a bell that fell off his sleigh as the first Christmas present?
12. advise a child that a specific toy he wanted is dangerous?
13. excluded a physically challenged forest creature only to later ask for help after realizing that the deformity could be exploited for personal gain?
14. allow two step-brothers, their sister, a couple of their friends and a troop of girl scouts to deliver presents to the tri state area?
15. gun down a bunch of forest animals while they attempt to allow the recently born Antichrist to possess a Jewish kid to conquer the world in the name of the Jews?
16. kidnapped by people who live in a world centered a couple months earlier?
17. attack executives at the Coca Cola Corporation over copyright infringement?
18. was rescued by a penguin after being stranded in his sleigh on a pond?
19. terrorize people in the 31st century with the Kwanzabot and the Chanukah Zombie?
20. was put on trial for committing hit and run of an old lady?
21. steal all the presents and decorations in a town only to return them a couple of hours later?
22. try to kill the last known member of an alien race whose members have two hearts?
23. die from sabotage, get transported into space, enlarged to the size of the United States, and blown up with dynamite?
24. steal defective presents from families on Christmas Eve then burn them in a tire fire?
25. die from a parachute accident in the back yard of a high school football hero?
Answers:
1. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town (1970)
2. The Santa Clause (1994)
3. Saturday Night Live - The Night Hannukah Harry Saves Christmas (1989)
4. Frosty the Snowman (1969)
5. Miracle on 34th St. (1947)
6. M&M commercial (1995)
7. A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas (2001)
8. Bad Santa (2003)
9. Santa Claus conquers the Martians (1964)
10. St Elsewhere - Santa Claus is Dead (1985)
11. The Polar Express (2004)
12. A Christmas Story (1983)
13. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (1964)
14. Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation (2009)
15. South Park - Woodland Critter Christmas (2004)
16. The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
17. Robot Chicken Christmas (2007)
18. A Wish For Wings That Work (1991)
19. Futurama - Xmas Story (1999)
20. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (2000) (a direct to TV video was made)
21. How The Grinch Stole Christmas (1966)
22. Doctor Who - The Christmas Invasion (2005)
23. Rick and Morty - Anatomy Park (2013)
24. The Simpsons - Grift of the Magi (1999)
25. Married With Children - You Better Watch Out (1987)
25. die from a parachute accident in the back yard of a high school football hero?
26. watch six superheroes who said the same word fight seven evil creatures at a Christmas fair then explained what happened on live tv to a reporter in a profanity laced tirade?
27. was accidentally gunned down by a high school kid, buried by that family in a shallow grave, rescued by elves and after revival, led an assault against that family?
Answers:
1. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town (1970)
2. The Santa Clause (1994)
3. Saturday Night Live - The Night Hannukah Harry Saves Christmas (1989)
4. Frosty the Snowman (1969)
5. Miracle on 34th St. (1947)
6. M&M commercial (1995)
7. A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas (2001)
8. Bad Santa (2003)
9. Santa Claus conquers the Martians (1964)
10. St Elsewhere - Santa Claus is Dead (1985)
11. The Polar Express (2004)
12. A Christmas Story (1983)
13. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (1964)
14. Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation (2009)
15. South Park - Woodland Critter Christmas (2004)
16. The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
17. Robot Chicken Christmas (2007)
18. A Wish For Wings That Work (1991)
19. Futurama - Xmas Story (1999)
20. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (2000) (a direct to TV video was made)
21. How The Grinch Stole Christmas (1966)
22. Doctor Who - The Christmas Invasion (2005)
23. Rick and Morty - Anatomy Park (2013)
24. The Simpsons - Grift of the Magi (1999)
25. Married With Children - You Better Watch Out (1987)
26. Shazam (2019)
27. American Dad - For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls (2010)
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